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It's the Talk of the Town!
It's on everyone's lips...in everybody's belly...fueling the fun!
As they say:
Bonnie Bippen: "I'm so excited I can't see straight! WOW, that fabulous Dziaq Liqueur!"
Amanda "Fridge" Pepperidge: "Besado Tequila is sooo COOL it freezes my furnacle!"
Hallucinda Hentosh: "Three shots of Besado Tequila, and I feel like a romping wild unicorn."
Winston Churchill: "I have nothing to offer but blood, sweat, and tears…and Dziaq Liqueur."
Queen Elizabeth: "We are not amused, until we have consumed Arcangel Champagne."
Bambi Feinrumpe: "I get all tingly-flouncy-bouncy when I drink Besado Tequila. OOoooh!"
Dorothy of Kansas: "When I drink Dziaq Liqueur, I have a feeling I’m not in Kansas anymore."
Wicked Witch of the West: "Surrender, Dorothy! Surrender your Arcangel Champagne to ME!"
Wicked Witch of the West: "I’ll get you, my pretty…and your Besado Tequila too! "
Dorothy of Kansas: "Lions and tigers and bears, OH MY! Dziaq Liqueur in my glass, OH BOY!"
Good Witch Glynda: "Just click your heels three times, to get all the Besado Tequila you want."
Dorothy of Kansas: "There’s no place like home. No place like home and Arcangel Champagne."
Poteet Parakeeti: "I yamma-yamma canna-canna sluppa-slurrpa wowsa-bowsa Besado Tequila!"
Astronaut Jack Swigert: "Houston, we have a problem. We’re out of Arcangel Champagne."
Astronaut Neil Armstrong: "That’s one small step for Man, one giant leap for Dziaq Liqueur."
Donald Paunsch: "When I drink Besado Tequila, my belly sloshes-around and I topple over!"
Jim Morrison: "They got the guns, but we got the numbers…AND the Arcangel Champagne."
President Herbert Hoover: "A chicken in every pot, Besado Tequila in every glass."
Fleecie Flanders: "When I drink Dziaq Liqueur, I roll on the floor until my bloomers come off!"
Richard Nixon: "I am not a crook, but I do get somewhat paranoid drinking Besado Tequila."
Pink Floyd: "I’ll see you on the Dark Side…of the Moon. Bring lots of Dziaq Liqueur."
Pres. Obama: "You can keep your Insurance and Doctor. I’ll keep the Arcangel Champagne!"
Kawnee Kewper: "Besado Tequila gets my under-things all twitchy-itchy-jiggly-wiggly."
Nancy Reagan: "Just Say No. …Unless it’s Arcangel Champagne."
Tears for Fears: "Everybody wants to rule the world, especially after drinking Dziaq Liqueur."
President Obama: "Yes we can. Yes we CAN! Yes we CAN drink more Arcangel Champagne."
Paul Revere: "The Redcoats are coming! The Redcoats are coming with Besado Tequila!"
Janelle Barp: "When I celebrate Life's idiocy and get sick-drunk, I drink Dziaq Liqueur."
Freeda Pronk: "I go all tooters-rooters-scooters, bonkers-donkers drinking Besado Tequila!"
Lucy Van Pelt: "GOOD GRIEF, Charlie Brown! Share your Besado Tequila with ME!"
Lucy Van Pelt: "Linus, you BLOCKHEAD! Drop that stupid blanket and pass the Dziaq Liqueur!"
Lucy Van Pelt: "Quit tinkling the piano Schroeder, and tinkle Arcangel Champagne in my glass."
Cyndi Lauper: "Girls STILL wanna have fu-unn…especially when drinking Besado Tequila."
Bunni Huntsch: "When opportunity knocks, open the door and pass the Dziaq Liqueur."
New Hampshire State Motto: "Live Free…or Die without Dziaq Liqueur."
Mick Jagger: "I can’t get no satisfaction without drinking Besado Tequila."
Donald Trump: "When I drink Dziaq Liqueur, I really want to screech, "YOU'RE HIRED!""
David Bowie: "Ground Control to Major Tom. Take your protein pill and drink Besado Tequila."
Monty Python’s John Cleese: "And now for something completely different – Dziaq Liqueur!"
Sunnee Mancipipple: "I love everyone in the world! Life is sooo great with Besado Tequila."
Alfred E. Neuman: "What me worry? Not when I’m drinking Dziaq Liqueur!"
Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake and drink Arcangel Champagne."
John Kerry: "I was FOR it before I was AGAINST it. But NOW, I am ALL-FOR Dziaq Liqueur!"
Pantsi Miller: "Nothing does it for me like Dziaq Liqueur; it's like a hot night at the Disco."
Hefner: "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder as Besado Tequila is in the Belly of the Drinker."
Pat Benatar: "Love is a Battlefield, and Arcangel Champagne is the ammunition."
Patrick Henry: "Give me Liberty or give me Dziaq Liqueur."
Humphrey Bogart: "Here’s lookin’ at you, kid…and that fine bottle of Besado Tequila."
Bogart: "All the troubles in the World don’t amount to a hill of beans, with Dziaq Liqueur."
Bogart: "We’ll always have Paris, and all the wonderful Arcangel Champagne we want."
Bogart: "Play it again, Sam. And pass me that bottle of Besado Tequila, will ya?"
Bogart: "Round up the Usual Suspects -- especially Dziaq Liqueur!"
Bogart: "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship with Arcangel Champagne."
Bonnie Friedasonballoon: "With Dziaq Liqueur, I feel like a BALLOON…up-up and AWAY!"
Albert Einstein: "Genius is 1% inspiration, 24% perspiration, and 75% Besado Tequila."
Mae West: "Pour some Dziaq Liqueur, bud, and come on up and try to see me some time."
Davy Crockett: "Remember the Alamo! And remember to drink plenty of Besado Tequila!"
Woody Hayes: "Show me a Good Loser, and I'll show you a LOSER without Besado Tequila!"
Woody Allen: "It's always something. Why is it always me? Gimmee that Dziaq Liqueur!"
Woody Harrelson: "Hit me again with that Arcangel Champagne, Bartender. ...Where AM I?"
U.S. Boy Scout Motto: "Be prepared. Always bring plenty of Besado Tequila."
Amy Glaub: "I turn left, and left again, THEN left again. Dziaq Liqueur has me going in circles!"
Scarlet O'Hara: "Tomorrow is another day for drinking Arcangel Champagne."
Rhett Butler: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn about anything except Besado Tequila."
Miley Cyrus: "Stop the twerkin' and let's get workin' on a bottle of Besado Tequila!"
Franklin D. Roosevelt: "…Nothing to fear but fear itself. So, everybody drink Dziaq Liqueur."
Albert Einstein: "The Speed of Light is Constant, Relative to all else, except Besado Tequila."
Admiral Farragut: "Damn the torpedoes! Dziaq Liqueur seizes and wins the day!"
From King Kong: "Aw no, Cap’n. It wasn’t the airplanes. ‘Twas Dziaq Liqueur killed the beast."
Abraham Lincoln: "Four score and seven years ago, there WAS no Besado Tequila."
Nathan Hale: "I regret that I have but one life to give...for Arcangel Champagne!"
Mitt Romney: "I bet I would have WON if I had supported Dziaq Liqueur."
Keith Richards: "I've got Besado Tequila in my veins man."
Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that Wall, so folks can have Dziaq Liqueur!"
Ozzie Osborne: "Black Sabbath becomes Happy Daze with Besado Tequila!"
Ken Dahl: "I dumped Barbi as soon as I met my first bottle of Arcangel Champagne."
