REPUBLICANS OR DEMOCRATS..?
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning when she came across a little boy with a box full of recently born puppies. Hillary introduced herself and asked, "What kind of puppies are they?" "They're democrats", replied the boy proudly.
Hillary was very pleased to hear this and after saying goodbye, she jogged off home and told her husband what had happened. A week later Bill was out for a jog, when he came across a small boy carrying a box of puppies.
Remembering what his wife had told him the previous week he went up to the youngster and asked, "Are those the little puppies that you showed my wife Hillary last week?" "Yes", replied the boy, "They're republicans!" Bill was somewhat surprised at the answer and enquired, "But didn't you say that they were democrats last week?"
"Yes, last week when there eyes were closed they were democrats, now there eyes are open and they are republicans."
