Dear optimist, pessimist and realist: Thank you
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. - Opportunist
Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness
is understanding the other person is a complete idiot.
I'm taking care of my procrastination issues;
just you wait and see.
If the shoe fits,
get another one just like it for the other foot.
Drugs may lead to nowhere,
but at least it's the scenic route.
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Does killing time damage eternity ?
Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at
the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
Men are from earth.
Women are from earth. Deal with it.
