Baltia Booth at the Air Show……………………………….
Attendee: So, this is America’s newest airline – hey, where is your plane – I’d like to see it.
Baltia: Well, it isn’t here - the road was too narrow to tow it here. Would you like to buy some stock?
Attendee: Why didn’t you just fly it here?
Baltia: Well, it’s not quite ready to fly yet – we’re waiting for some parts to come in. How about buying some stock?
Attendee: So, you’re claiming to be America’s newest airline, but your plane can’t fly?
Baltia: Well, we’re not exactly certified to fly yet, anyway. But, we’re having a very good deal on our stock right now, are you interested?
Attendee: Wait a minute…let me get this straight – you’re not certified to fly, you’re plane is incapable of flying, yet you’re calling yourselves America’s newest airline and you want me to buy your stock – are you crazy?
Baltia: …like a fox…er...I mean rooster. Hey, we’ve been doing this for 25 years now, so don’t try to tell us our business. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to talk to the gentleman behind you – he looks like a serious, intelligent investor…hey buddy – wanna buy some stock?