Calmare Therapeutics Inc (fka CTTC)

[Vaffan-Coulo]

What with CTTC's upcoming 1 for 10 reverse split and name change and all, I thought maybe we ought to start thinking about the funeral plans.

For example, what kind of music should be played?

Of course, Handel's "Dead March" from "Saul" is definitely at the top given how long the company has been "dead" for investors.

For myself, Handel's "Hallalujah Chorus" is a necessary pick.

Let's see -- Rutter's "God Be In My Head." With CTTC? Fat chance, right!

Don't want to be too dismal so maybe include Monty Python's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life." Although that might make current shareholders weep.

I thought about Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath My Wings," but way too optimistic no matter what CTTC turns into.

Of course, we'll have to top it off with Andrea Bocelli’s "Time To Say Goodbye." I can only hope it's time to say "goodbye" to quack Italian medical devices as well!