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Monday, 07/21/2014 8:03:34 AM

Monday, July 21, 2014 8:03:34 AM

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An interview with a local reporter.
Rep -How come you are in Jail
Me - I got caught
Rep -Why did you do it
Me - The devil made me do it. I was walking along minding my own business and the devil jumped out and made me do it.
Rep -You were arrested for spam
Me - Yes I started to make breakfast and thought of having eggs and spam. None in the fridge so I made the spam to go with the eggs and the spam police (IHUB) broke into my tent and arrested me.
Rep - so how long are you in for
Me -I was hoping for 20 years to life and through plea bargaining I was spared the needle
Me - well I learned my lesson...Next time I am going for pancakes. Its safer
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When the Fish speaks, people listen!

This is only my opinion.

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