Any Good Jokes?

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

Anything worth fighting for is worth
fighting dirty for.

Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.

Employment application blanks always
ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

One nice thing about egotists:
They don’t talk about other people.

The sooner you fall behind
the more time you’ll have to catch up.