Pretty sure that this milk is expired. The missing child on the carton is the Lindbergh baby. I should have known I'd never last as a deep sea diving instructor. I'm no good under pressure. I wanna get in touch with those teachers who told me that I have potential, and be like, "Ha! I didn't amount to anything! In your face!" Just bought a head of lettuce. Wondering what they do with their bodies. I cuss around my kids so they understand proper usage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power. I accidentally took a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. I have been trying to get dressed now for 2 hours but everything makes me look fat. I have a feeling his life would have gone in a different direction had his name been Kanye East. I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything. Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them. My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree. Russian Roulette: You win some, you lose one.