Any Good Jokes?

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
because they always take things literally.

I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.

The dyslexic devil worshipper
sold his soul to Santa.

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines everywhere!

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

PMS should just be called ovary-acting.

Learn sign language,
it’s very handy.

I started a band called 999 Megabytes
we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

Had a band called Free Beer
Looked great on the Marquee, attendance was great...then the riot squad showed up.....