A man comes home from a long business trip and.. finds his son playing with an expensive toy. "Who bought you that?" asks Dad. "I did," replies the boy. "I bought it with the money I earned hiking." "Hiking?" asks his father. "Who pays anyone to go hiking?" "Mr Jones next door," replies the boy. "Every time he came around to see mommy he gave me $5.00 and told me to take a hike."