English assignment
The teacher gave the kids and assignment to go home and write a poem and it had to contain the word "Timbuktu".
The next day they all came in and then the teacher asked to them to recite what they had wrote.
Little Susie was first and it went like this:
"Across the burning desert sands there came a horseless caravan,
men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu"
"Very good", the teacher said.
She then called on Little Johnny.
He stood up and read this aloud:
"Tim and I a-hunting went, met three whores in a tent,
they were three and we were two........
so I buk one and Timbuktu!"
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