Any Good Jokes?

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I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.
It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.

I'm in a band called "Missing Cat". Maybe you've seen our posters?

Help Wanted: Telepath - you know where to apply.

Clairvoyants meeting canceled <
due to unforeseen events.

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy.

It's funny how axe handles are made of wood.
It's like the ultimate "screw you" to trees.