Any Good Jokes?

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Two Alabama cops driving down the highway.
They see a sign that says "Free sex with fillup, next exit!" They pull in, fill up the cruiser, gas station attendant tells them to have a nice day, they say they want the free sex with fillup. Attendant says they have to guess a number between 1 and 10 to get the free sex. First cop guesses 5, attendant tells him, "nope, it's 7." Second cop guesses 8, attendant tells him, "I already told you it was 7"

As they're driving off, the one cop says to the other, "I think that's a scam, I bet no one ever wins that free sex."

Second cop says, "No way, my wife filled up 3 times last week and guessed the right number every time!"