Wednesday, July 09, 2014 11:41:34 PM
According to TMZ Sports, Scores New York, one of the top strip clubs in the world, has offered Melo a “Melo Love” package if he re-signs with the Knicks.
The Scores New York “Melo Love” package includes:
– Free lapdances for life.
– Judging the “Dollars For Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition (15,000 scholarship in his name to the winner.)
– A new drink called “The Melo Carmelo” to be served in the club forever.
– His own personal ball girl and cheerleading squad for every Knicks game that would only cheer for Carmelo.
– A topless charity basketball in his honor (in which he could play) … “where holding is not a foul.”
Could Melo be tempted? I would!
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