I had a once in a lifetime pun Saturday. Going down the interstate and a red gas can fell out of a truck and was sliding along just smooth as silk. I looked in the mirror and told my daughter "Oops, it stopped. Must have run out of gas"
It was a real groaner but those opportunities are rare.
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