Men's Campfire

[Past and present]

**REPLACEMENT WINDOWS**

..Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

..He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

..Hellloooo...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

..So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

..Hellooooo? It's been a year, I told him!

....There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
****He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.