THE MARINES CORNER

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LAWS OF COMBAT
10. If you first don't succeed, call an airstrike
9. If you see a bomb technician running, make sure to keep up with him.
8. Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . once.
7. If at first you don't succeed, bomb disposal is not for you.
6. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you
5. Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder
4. Incoming fire always had the right away.
3. Bring the biggest gun you can handle and lots of ammo.
2. The Calvery doesn't always come to the rescue.
1. If the enemy is within range, so are you.