Q to Mark Harris: "What do you want to be? the husband or the wife?"
Prison joke, be forewarned
A very small white guy gets sent to prison for stealing from his company, Once inside his cell he meets his new cell mate, a 450lbs 6’11 black man named bubba. Bubba says to the little white guy, “Now this is how this cell is going to work, we are now a family. One of us will be the man and will have to go out and bring home the food and money, and one of us will be the wife and stay home keep the cell clean, cook, and when the man gets home have to perform certain other wifely duties. Do you understand?” The white man nods. “Now,” bubba says, “since your new here, I’m going to let you choose what do you want to be the husband or the wife?” The white man is shocked at this sudden reprieve and weakly lets out, “ I guess I would like to be the Husband.” Bubba looks his up and down and says, “That’s fine, NOW GET OVER HERE AND SUCK YOUR WIFE’S D1CK!”
