First American Scientific Corp. (fka FASC)

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Net-Man - Well just when I was starting to work on "The Ballad Of Sam, The Fifty Cent Share Man", you "out-Lunasized" me. Will share the two verse, rough draft though:

It takes a dreamer to really dream,
Of a FASC fifty cent share;
There is one who does,
When on his tequila buzz,
Claims this stock is on a tear.

Now long-suffering Sam,
Sometimes doesn't give a damn,
For those putting FASC down;
He thinks of a rocket,
Shooting up out of its socket,
Thoughts contradictory he meets with a frown.

- Unfinished poem--subject to dramatic revision -