GUNS/BARMS

[Gmenfan]

A little more about the agenda ridden millionaire that what's to buy and force his own personal beliefs and will on the American public. Much like he did in NYC.

http://www.humanevents.com/2014/04/16/for-mike-bloomberg-gun-control-and-the-nanny-state-are-the-stairway-to-heaven/

In the case of gun control, the “cure” proposed by nanny-staters often proves fatal for the disarmed law-abiding citizen who barely has time to dial 911 before her front door gets kicked in.

Update: I had to do it. Forgive me, Led Zeppelin fans.

And as a parody to Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven, here's the words...
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There’s an ex-mayor who’s sure all that glitters is gold
And he’s buying the stairway to Heaven
When he gets there he knows, if the express lane is closed
With a word he can get VIP access

There’s an Amendment on the wall, but he wants to be sure
Cause “well-regulated militia” might have two meanings
There are people who think they can choose what to drink
But all of their freedoms are mis-given

Ooh, it makes him wonder
If Mayors Against Guns was a blunder…

There’s a feeling he gets when he stops at the Hess
And sees cups that hold gallons of soda
In his thoughts he has seen fat and lazy citizens
And the belches of those who drink cola

And it’s whispered that soon, if he gets to call the tune
Then Hizzoner will lead us to reason
And the day will be bright for those who eat right
Everyone else will get taxed out the wazoo

If there’s a noise at your window, don’t be alarmed now
If you’re disarmed they won’t hurt you
Yes there’s a Second Amendment you can go by, but in the long run
Only important people should have firearms
His head is humming and it won’t go, in case you don’t know
The proles are calling him to lead them
Dear people, can you hear how hard he blows, and did you know
His stairway will be an escalator

As we give his agenda a bounce
Our sodas smaller than 32 ounce
There walks a busybody we all know
Who’s got millions, and wants to show
How everyone should do as they are told
And if you listen very hard
He’ll tell you how to lose all that lard
Around your big stupid waist
Forget how good that Pepsi tastes

And he’s buying the stairway to Heaven…