Help for Conrad?
The thought occurred to me that GEOMC makes a product that might help Conrad think more clearly! Well, that may be stretching it a bit since there's not much evidence that Conrad thinks, period!
Nevertheless, given GEOMC supplies calmares to CTTC, maybe they'd be willing to give Conrad a discount on this thing:
"www.geomc.com/geomc_en/products/mcsquare/why.php"
Why, it says there:
"The man who has a successful sleep wins the race. Mc Square helps you be the winner by making you a sound and deep sleeper."
"Do your best with your best concentration. Mc Square can help you make that happen!"
"Stress is the biggest obstacle in your way to success, Mc Square helps you reduce your stress and relaxes you so that you will do your best and accomplish what it is you would like to achieve."
Wow! All that from a little contraption that flashes lights and plays music while you wear it!
I dunno about the sleep part though -- Conrad already sounds like maybe he's asleep most of the time anyway!
Oh! I just had an idea!! Maybe CTTC can glue MP3 players to all those calmares it has in inventory and then market them as "anti-addict" systems or maybe as "anti-dementia" systems. Just slap on the electrodes, crank up a little Metallica and wait for results! Conrad could be the first patient!
A sure fire winner -- wouldn't you agree?
I did notice something odd, though. I looked all over GEOMC's website and could NOT find a single page about the calmare! Page after page of the "MC Square" but NO calmare! There used to be several as I recall but now NONE?
Indeed, in their "news" section the LAST mention of calmare was in 2011:
"Obtained KFDA(Korean Food and Drug Agency) approval"
Did GEOMC recognize that CTTC's current inventory would probably last a few lifetimes and throw in the towel or what?
