for those of us following p nms to varying degrees, the board has become a wonder. It has delved into an area that can only be described as "Robert Ludlum meets Jerry Springer".
A mysterious Miami television host, lured to a secret love nest in a bunker in an undisclosed location in Central America, becomes indifferent to the guy giving her the pitch. She gets a ration of shit from his loyal secretary, who is also giving him nooners.
The leggy television host then gets kicked out of the secret foundation, apparently for eating crackers in bed. In retaliation, she keeps the secret from the outside world for a month, only sharing the vital information with a clandestine basher cabal, located in their own bunker in a separate undisclosed location.
She then drops the atomic bomb of all time-- an anonymous post under a pseudonym on an obscure chat board. The dow drops 200 points in a flash, but not because of the revelation.
Meanwhile, in Cedarville, Micky Parman set a personal best at getting a DUI. He came out of the bar on main street after a through thrashing from the contents of two bottles of Jack Daniels, and crawled into his car. He slipped his keys into the ignition, then promptly passed out cold, slumping forward onto the steering wheel, with the horn blowing. The horn did not rouse him, but it did get the attention of all the dogs in town, a breast-feeding baby, and a passing CHP officer.
So, because his keys were in the ignition, and he was behind the wheel (mostly) he was issued a citation for DUI and got hauled to the hoosgow over in Alturas. In this era of the need for fuel economy, Micky has done his part by getting a DUI without even using any gasoline, which should get an honorable mention from greenies everywhere. He'll show those Arab sumbitches who's boss.
Mickey's other recent accomplishments also include busting the jaw of a local semi-celebrity-- the guy who now furnishes bucking bulls for the PBR and was the one who witnessed the only recorded eruption of about a square mile of geothermal steam and hot springs a mile in the air while sitting in an outhouse a couple hundred yards away, but i have already shared that story so i won't belabor it.
Anyway, i think that crazy stuff happens everywhere, all you have to do is pay attention. But i hate it when it happens to companies that i have stock in, however, at least i can give the guy a pass for banging a couple hotties, as i am sure he has a lot of stress to relieve because when you bullshit people, there is a lot of stuff to remember and he had his RAM kind of occupied, or so it seems.
"If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you"
