“Young man,” exclaimed the analyst,
“You’re sort of a fright!
You’ll never catch winners
On The Rainmakers site!

“The site is too small.
And, you might as well know it,
When pumpers sell junk
Here’s the place that they throw it.

“You might catch a Bear
You might catch a Mae or a Mac
As in Fannie and Freddie
Or maybe a WaMu!

But listen, young man.
If you sat 50 years
With your worms and your wishes
You’d grow a long beard
Long before you’d catch winners!”

“Hmmm…,” answered Rainmaker,
“It may be you’re right.
I’ve written for hours
Without one single bite.
There might be no winners.
But, again, well, there might!

“‘Cause you never can tell
What goes on over time!
This site might be bigger
Than you or I find!”

This might be a site, like I’ve read of in textbooks,
Connected to one of those underground brooks!
An underground river that starts here and flows
Right under 14 Wall! And then … well, who knows?

It might keep going along, down where no one can see,
Right under the State Highway Two-Thousand-and-Three!
Right under the buildings! Right under the toes
of some nasty basher who’s picking their nose!

It might keep on flowing … perhaps, who can tell?
Right under the people in the ihub hotel!
Right under Morgan Stanley, where they’re playing croquet!
Then under the mountains and far, far away!

“This might be a river, Now mightn’t it be,
Connecting Rainmaker’s site with the sea!
Then maybe some winners might be swimming toward me.
(If such things could be, They certainly would be!)

“Some very smart strategists might point out the way
To the site where I’m fishing. And that’s why I say
If you wait long enough; if you’re patient and bright,
Who knows what you’ll catch on Rainmaker’s site?!

Any kind! Any shape! Any color or size!
You might catch some winners that would open your eyes!
I won’t be surprised if a Shark appears!
Complete with a collar and long floppy ears!
Whoofing along! And perhaps we might chase
A whole lot of 10 baggers right straight to this place!

It’s a pretty long trip,
But they might
And they may.

Then you’ll stop for the day
‘Cause there’s nothing that’s bigger
Than Rainmakers site, so they say.


And that’s why I think
That we all get really bright
As we sit here and read and learn
On Rainmakers site!