The Olico Saloon

[olico ™]

Watcher?

[mick]

reading wild times dis wk for $ARCS tomorrow ????? wow watcher

[mick]

thank you, little humor helps

[olico ™]

Yeah I saw that.....heard he got in a bit of trouble lol

[ground_fog]

shakerz used to crack me up

He is on Twitter ..pretty sure it's the same guy

https://twitter.com/shakerzstocks

[mick]

here ?????

[olico ™]

Hahaha he was a lunatic!

[mick]

i remember shakerzzz

[olico ™]

Ill put that on my watch in the am to see whats up...thanks buddy!

[mick]

say $VIZC is heating up.

[mick]

let's have another , we drink to dat.

[olico ™]

;)

[Psionic Trader]

lmao... from olico's siggy.

[Skylanders]

lol

[olico ™]

Man I thought you were talking about "the olico saloon" i started on YAHOO some years back, lol! Forgot about this one...;)

[Skylanders]

There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees a patient masturbating right there in the hallway.

"What condition does he have?" the student asks.

"He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the doctor replies. "If he doesn't obtain sexual release forty to fifty times a day, he'll pass into a coma."

The student takes some notes on that, and they continue down the hall. As they turn the corner, he sees another patient with his pants around his ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse.

"What about him?" the student asks. "What's his story?"

"Oh, it's the same condition," the doctor replies. "He just has a better health plan."

[Skylanders]

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (or as it's commonly known - WORK). If you receive WORK of any kind from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via ANY means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private/social life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these instructions:

1. Put on your jacket
2. Take 2 friends to the nearest bar
3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (or as it's commonly called - WINE)
4.. Ingest the antidote orally in 6-8 oz doses repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

PLEASE forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life! This virus is DEADLY! Run (don't walk) to the closest liquor store or restaurant (if you are not near a bar) and administer the antidote immediately!

UPDATE: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (or BEER) may be substituted
For WINE.
Please note that you may require a more generous dosage in order to receive equal benefit of WINE.

Looking out for you and your health!

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning !

[olico ™]

Ill DRINK to that.....;)

[shakerzzz]

HEY folkz i am ipo my new company , take a look = http://www.infinitespirits.com/main/shakers.html

[Skylanders]

9,999,543 posts!

[shakerzzz]

lol

[hopscotch]

I think he needs a leash lol

[olico ™]

PERFECT! hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

[olico ™]

OH SHIT!

[shakerzzz]

lol

[Skylanders]

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a
pregnancy test. The test is positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the l iving room with the father and the mother, and the girl
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account."

He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If she has twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You screw her again..."

[shakerzzz]

haha

[hopscotch]

hmmmmm

[shakerzzz]

chuuuuuuuuu chuuuuuuuuuuuu hahaaaaaaa lmfaooooooooooo

[olico ™]

ahhhhhhhhhh, its ok. Too many other joints to visit, I like mine quiet too, lol!

[kingfisher1]

Bartender pretty easy on da eyes Oli!!! :)

I'd stop by even if I didn't drink....:)


king....

[kingfisher1]

Gee Oli !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not too many folks coming in..... :(

Everybody must be makin $$$$...don't have time???

Nice place ta hang out .....:)


king...

[olico ™]

Is this Willywizard?

[olico ™]

Ok, WHO THE HELL is this guy??

[olico ™]

LOL!!

[npoz]

That has gotta be a clash remake.

np

[olico ™]

Uh OH! I think I found our boy evo......

[olico ™]

CHURAK HAS BEEN SPOTTED>>>>>>>>>

[olico ™]

Also, please get the trailer trash wacks off the dance floor shakey, this is NO place for them heehaww girls...

[olico ™]

Will someone PLEASE remove this clown from the bar??

[olico ™]

His money is NO good here.....PFFFFFFFT.

[shakerzzz]

my kinda man >> we actually would be great drinking buddiez id bet on that allday brudda

[kingfisher1]

hey fringe....

join da crowd.... lol

oli got a good gig goin here....lol

king...

[fringe_remnant]

GIMME A FLAGON
BY BARD JUDITH

"Gimme a flagon, a barrel, a wagon,
Oh gimme a flask or a pot or a pail,
And do not stop pouring the while I’m adoring,
Yes, gimme a drink of Serianian Ale!

Let there be a table, as broad as is able,
And set down a stool, a stump or a chair,
And if there be doch nuts, then heap them in waterbutts,
Oh innkeep, I’m ready t’ let down my hair!

A drinker who’s boozy should not be too choosy,
So bring on the leeswine and beer without fail,
Oh barlass, keep filling the glasses I’m swilling,
And pour me some more of that Serianian Ale!"

[bagheera]

Buy me a drink Matt?

[olico ™]

Night all......Im still drunk from Friday night.......UGHHHHHH

[olico ™]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???????!!! Who let that DOG out!??

[olico ™]

NO WAY BABY! Lemee just do a little EDIT............I must be drunk again, lol!

[Mattu]

Are you challenging my power, little Oli?

[shakerzzz]

haha