Ihub's Epic Quotes

[Vance]

you wont see mine sell that low....I can hold forever and ever

[Vance]

Thinking this thing moves quick if we get buying coming in

[Vance]

I just wish everyone that's selling will hurry up and sell all they have so the rest of us can ride this elevator to the Penthouse floor.

[Vance]

No volume today is a great sign IMO.

[Vance]

He's just a basher, don't pay any attention to him.

[Wildbilly]

You are on the wrong side of every trade.

Reminds of the title of the boy scouts knife safety tips book on The Simpsons entitled: "Don't Do What 'Donny Don't' Does." …You may be multiple aliases, but one thing you are not is Donny Do.

Does anyone read posts in bold-italicized-underscored-caps-cube-squared? Not me. A little too much Red Bull and angel dust in their systems. Trading is about trading confirmed levels and remaining lower case, riding it down-home to the steady-freddy bass.

[Wildbilly]

MM are always working the price opposite of what it should be. They have nothing going on rght now, product is doing nothing but the MMs work it up when it should be falling. I guess they know people want to buy it at 1 - 1.10 so they wont take it there until I BUY IT HIGH ! The whole world revolves around my buys... :)

[Vance]

Waking from the dead? Anyone heard anything?

[puppydotcom]

why do they always include dogs in their delusional fantasy's?
Oh wait .. they are DOG pennies

hope they stay away from puppies

[Brad S]

LOL! Kinda funny isn't it, how junk penny stocks can create paranoid delusions in the minds of some people. Either that or he's trying to create the most elaborate excuses he can to cover up the fact that he flushed his money down the toilet. I haven't determined which it is yet.

[Risicare]

Well Tony did say...





Your going to want paper...

Not so sure that is true with today's electronic trading...

FINRA did approve the 1:1 Divvys...

SO ENTI is as CLEAN as a bell...

But we do have a NOBO report...

Could I be the control in a Federal Sting....Hmmmm

We'll see I am public for a reason...

My trading accounts have been under surveillance...

My Computer has been under surveillance...

I did report the delayed Divvys to the SEC...

They did reply...

I did forward critical information to a investor for safe keeping...

It appear's that one of my friends are with the Delaware Security and Exchange Commission...

Not sure how a poster on here can know when I am selling...Unless???

But then those Phone Calls were fun...

The bigger problem though is...

IF this is the direction...

Then we have CASH accounts that are sitting NAKED...

That is a FEDERAL OFFENSE...

If there are 3000 investors...

That's is 3000 counts of INVESTOR FRAUD...

So I don't think the DOG is going to eat anything...

Shorty is SCREWED!!!

Squeeze the trigger THOMAS!!!

BUT I DID TAKE A SNAP SHOT OF MY ACCOUNTS

Just in case the DOG IS AROUND!!!

[puppydotcom]

"After losing big today, I immediately started doing my research on VLNX."

[Wildbilly]

I posted this the other day on TGL

but if this isn't Epic ihub fare, I don't know what is.

From the Jailhouse:

Satan Member Level

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Friday, December 31, 2010 11:04:51 AM
Re: None
Post # of 103944
Auld Stynkie Peinkes
Robert Burns, 1788
(Original Scottish Text)

Shid auld peinke stynkies bee firgot,
An neivyr brouth ti mynd?
Shid auld peinke stynkies bee firgot,
Tel Aprile tax loist tyme.

CHORUS:
Fir stynkie peinkes
Fir stynkie peinkes,
Weel taik a cup o kooyl-ayd yet,
Fir auld stynkie peinkes.

An sheerly yil git yer certs!
An sheerly I'll git myn!
Nakit shoarts cannae cover,
Gait loist, ye evill swyne.

CHORUS

We two hav runne abowt the bayrds,
An poomped the peinkey high;
Bit powere houer was nae bonny,
Bidde whackers, they shid die.

CHORUS

We two hav spamd tel fyngers soore,
Fraym opeyn bel tel clos;
But NITE on ask ne'er did boodge,
Thus owr arses wee ded loos.

CHORUS

So heeres a toost, me traystee freen!
An next yair wil bee mairry!
Now drenk yair kooyl-ayd doon yair haitch,
No graype, so I bouth chairry.

CHORUS

[eastunder]

I think it will bounce and bounce big. In my opinion are market cap will double and by friday we can easily be $13 to $20 dollars a share.

(The Stocks current pps when posted? $11.18)

[Risicare]

Constipation...





Can cause death...

Possible treatments...

Bowel transplant...

Bowel Resection...

Or just a plain old therapeutic enema...

Your choice...

I am waiting in the waiting room...

Sorry, I am a Radiology Technologist...

Been there done that one...

[puppydotcom]

I intend to add to my position so I sure hope they take the shareprice even lower. Go RENS!!!

[Stock]

Romper Room Meets Investorshub:

If you want to see a dollar, raise your hands (Hands Raised)
If you want to see a dollar, raise your hands (Hands Raised)

If you want to see a dollar and you really want xxxx to show-it
If you want to see a dollar, raise your hands (Hands Raised)

If you believe xxxx will succeed, clap your hands (Clapping hands)
If you believe xxxx will succeed, clap your hands (Clapping hands)

If you believe xxxx will succed and you really want to see it
If you believe xxxx will succeed, clap your hands (Clapping hands)

If you heard the same o'le song and dance but have hope, smile
If you heard the same o'le song and dance but have hope, smile

If you have heard the same old story, song, dance, fluff and flurry
If you have heard this all before and still have hope, SMILE

***SMILING FACES***

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Stock]

INVESTORS/TRADERS-Be VERY cautious when you see people working together sharing "knowledge" posting verifyable facts..
There are some VERY CRAFTY manipulators on IHUB.
KAHUNA

Mahalo. Facts are stubborn things. Mahalo.

[Bull Finch]

Great post!

"Important for any investors


1. Bashers first get paid in shares given to them by MMs when MMs are holding enough of a surplus of shares so that they can spare some.

2. Bashers hold the shares in their accounts until instructed by MMs to sell. This usually happens when MM supply is running short. MMs will raise the bid and ask simulating a small run-up for no apparent reason (an upside shakeout). Buyers may be buying temporary phantom shares if the MMs run out of real shares. There will be less buyers at the higher asks, and more sellers at the higher bids. At the top of the short runup MMs will short or naked short, then walk it back down. When selling pressure starts to weaken, MMs will instruct bashers to sell their few shares to keep the selling momentum going. Some weak hands may panic when they see this series of small-volume sells going through, and even though buys at this point may have larger volumes, MMs will drop the price on the smaller-volume sells. When the bashers and panic sellers are done selling, MMs may drop the bid price further to take out stop-loss orders placed by those who bought at the top of the runup, keeping the ask high to discourage further buying, cover their shorts low between the wide spread, then raise the bid to tighten up the spread and encourage further selling by weak hands. Once MMs have accumulated enough shares, some of the phantom shares bought may be embodied.
This tends to happen more often during the last week of the month, when MMs have to balance their books, and embody all the leftover phantom shares bought earlier in the month."~puppydotcom


5T WD haha

BMFL<OD

next week(s) is here

Who's Next!

Shortmans Anthem!

[Stock]

LOL

[puppydotcom]

we should do the C4 towards the end of the month

[Stock]

All it needs is a little C4

[SevenTenEleven]

Sounds like an accurate assumption of what has occurred.

Good Luck!

[SevenTenEleven]

Thanks for the detailed explanation of how it works!

Good Luck!

[Wildbilly]

It may or may not be 'epic', but

it tickled my funny bone...

but you're helping to promote stupidity and arrogance...a truly deadly combination which has resulted in numerous wars, atrocities, and Wham concerts.

[Risicare]

TLDRATB (Too Long Didn't Read And Too Bizarre) Adding the ATB to the common internet acronym.

[sunspotter]

LOL!

Still haven't got my shares. Sheesh.

[puppydotcom]

Important for any investors


1. Bashers first get paid in shares given to them by MMs when MMs are holding enough of a surplus of shares so that they can spare some.

2. Bashers hold the shares in their accounts until instructed by MMs to sell. This usually happens when MM supply is running short. MMs will raise the bid and ask simulating a small run-up for no apparent reason (an upside shakeout). Buyers may be buying temporary phantom shares if the MMs run out of real shares. There will be less buyers at the higher asks, and more sellers at the higher bids. At the top of the short runup MMs will short or naked short, then walk it back down. When selling pressure starts to weaken, MMs will instruct bashers to sell their few shares to keep the selling momentum going. Some weak hands may panic when they see this series of small-volume sells going through, and even though buys at this point may have larger volumes, MMs will drop the price on the smaller-volume sells. When the bashers and panic sellers are done selling, MMs may drop the bid price further to take out stop-loss orders placed by those who bought at the top of the runup, keeping the ask high to discourage further buying, cover their shorts low between the wide spread, then raise the bid to tighten up the spread and encourage further selling by weak hands. Once MMs have accumulated enough shares, some of the phantom shares bought may be embodied.
This tends to happen more often during the last week of the month, when MMs have to balance their books, and embody all the leftover phantom shares bought earlier in the month.

[Risicare]

Gnostical Eik,

At once I want to tell that we leave from this disgraceful forum. You and your moderator turned it into a scrapyard where pours out one XXXX on the Markray company and this XXXX is your, Eik. Well, I think, you will deal with the your XXXX yourself. You deleted our messages, without letting investors know not your opinion, and objective opinion, you will remove mos def and it. Then at last information only for you, gonus. There are smelt gold in the 9th section in Roshal, 40 kg monthly, and also ferromolybdenum, rhenium and silver. Just from dumps of chemical combine. We too found report TSNIIGRI to which you referred repeatedly. And so there is accurately told that dumps have sulfides, and sulfides - the first satellite of gold, along with quartz. You understand nothing in gold mining, and are still put in a this sector stocks. You are sitting as cock beyond river and bawling about anything.

P.S. By your behavior at a Markray forum you remind me censor Arekcheev who didn't give Pushkin to publish verses on freedom or Goebbels (Heil Eik). Sit at the your forum and drum to ignorant people the XXXX. XXXX You, Klutz.

------------

XXXX are from me, where I deleted naughty words LOL

[puppydotcom]

The big difference is that FFGO had its selve revoked and none of you caught on to what is happening

[puppydotcom]

rotf ...

[eastunder]

LOL. That's great!

[Wildbilly]

On the Oops bd., Satellite guy I think,

said it reminded him of a Steven Wright joke when he said

"I bought some powdered water once, but didn't know what to add to it" rofl

[eastunder]

I think that poster hoarded it all?

[Wildbilly]

Lolol!....got any?

[eastunder]

RE: "I did not use dry white wine, instead I used the liquid kind."

2012 - the year of snorting dry white wine.

[Wildbilly]

Lol... and a response,

I'm guessing her family must fear the dinner table.

[Wildbilly]

Not an Ihub quote, but still worthy

as an Epic Quote. Credit to Janice for finding this in a review of

of an item from a recipe site.

Absolutely delish!!!! I made this yesterday for my boyfriend and his family and they absolutely loved it. I did not use dry white wine, instead I used the liquid kind. I did not have enough on hand so I added some apple cider vinegar and it still had a lot of flavor to it. I also used skinless chicken breast instead of the skinned chicken breast, and it still worked great. Since I did not have lemons on hand, I just used limes and they turned out fine.They requested me to make more today and so I did!!! Thanks Ina for this wonderful recipe! I also used skinless chicken breast instead of the skinned chicken breast. Will be making more of this!

lolol, next time try powdered wine.

[Wildbilly]

Wow! Where does one get a lap top like that?

malfuntion with touchpad and or left clicker that was not working not just me doing 1600 posts in 10 minutes

A classic 'situation'.

[puppydotcom]

from a glitch in computer that made 1000 posts in 10 minutes why do i get 2 years off,been here 2006 no the rules why in gods name would i do that on purpose,laptop was sticking so when i thought it was a single post it was 200 then when i though i fixed it agagin and again it just repeated over and over until i went to desk top from laptop..i never would do anything to bfhj speak my mind but with a 0.0002 stock ,,my record stands on its own,this was just a one time i hope malfuntion with touchpad and or left clicker that was not working not just me doing 1600 posts in 10 minutes i have better things to do as far as dd/emails and informing the board of bfhj ,,,thank you $bl$

[Wildbilly]

"we could be naked shorted into Bolivian"

[Wildbilly]

2/10/2012 VAEV 1-300 R/S - Vanity Events Holding, Inc. Common Stock

"i dont know what your all wining about you get to keep any shares of VAEV you have just divide it by 300 and symbol now VAEVD"

[Wildbilly]

Quite the opposite,

all big board stocks, one of the best DDers I know. Just a great character with a playful sense of humor.

Strong DDer and good sense of humor aren't often found habitating the same neighborhood, eh?

Oh, and to make this a completely unbiased analysis, a good friend, lol.

Cheers

[puppydotcom]

This in response to a survey on PETZ bd.

Q. "Would you clone your favorite pet?"

A. "For me there is no question.

Loved them all, will love all the new ones that appear.

But Luna? She just did something to my heart.

I can't quite explain it.

If I had the money she would have been cloned already,

"and even though she probably would have had seven legs, one eye and something that looks like a sheep coming out of her hiney.

I would have been very happy. ;)"

sounds like someone who might own a bunch of stock in a revoked sub penny gold mining company
lol

[Wildbilly]

This in response to a survey on PETZ bd.

Q. "Would you clone your favorite pet?"

A. "For me there is no question.

Loved them all, will love all the new ones that appear.

But Luna? She just did something to my heart.

I can't quite explain it.

If I had the money she would have been cloned already,

"and even though she probably would have had seven legs, one eye and something that looks like a sheep coming out of her hiney.

I would have been very happy. ;)"

[Wildbilly]

I originally posted this on the 'OOPS bd.'
with the idea of tagging it with a smartass comment.

Another poster thought it was Zen like, I agree.

...if you have nothing to say, why say it here?

[eastunder]

"there's serious shorting here (do NOT believe yahoo finance nrs)
the new CEO imho knows this. this is fake chap 11 "

(lololol - still makes me laugh)

[eastunder]

"I can't get Google to search the future yet, but as soon as they add that feature, I'll post those links."

(we could fill this board with your quotes ;)

[puppydotcom]

FFGO - Still showing a value in my brokerage accounts also.

Tic Toc

[Stock]

Bloggers are just bloggers -- most are ignorant shills better left to the gutter.

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