My Pitch: "Known multi ticker scammers, the GELMON crew, starting to activate this POS again? Twitter pumper getting noisy, new posters on message board, accumulated over the last 7 months, looks like a pump and dump coming."

My Pitch: "AVTI is another Gelmon/Ribotsky printing press. Many new inexperienced and uneducated traders are about to be wiped out. Expiry dates on the convertible notes are December through February. AVTI is a great buy for people who like donating money."

My Pitch: "http://barchart.com/charts//AVTI VOL ALERT CHART NEWS 0.0002 0.0001 (+100.00%)Wed, Aug 24th, 2011 "

My Pitch: "The feel...the smell...Mmmm Slip into it. Good shoes are so sexsay! Hold a few and be ready to add more as soon as you see news. This one runs!"

My Pitch: "Goos"

My Pitch: "Not sure about this one until we have an update. Good potential to risk at the current price though...Update: PR came: Now Im sure, it's a good one. I wish I loaded more at .0004 and .001!"

My Pitch: "I love this stock because of the events surrounding it that's about to unfold."

My Pitch: "Shell"