Hopefully to bring a little smile to your face:
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets
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> 1. They live here. You don't.
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> 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
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> (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
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> 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
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> 4. To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted children who are
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> short, hairy and walk on all fours. Although they don't speak clearly,
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> they communicate extremely well, especially my cats.
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> 5. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for
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> money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called (this
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> does not apply to cats), never drive your car, don't hang out with
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> drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to
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> buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a
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> gazillion dollars for college.
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> 6. Also, if they get pregnant, you can sell the children!
Fred
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