So, the war begins in the female reproductive tract, then Republican pro-life personhood people make it a very long war due to their 'lack of empathy with the rights of women' hullabaloo about a non-person entity, yet Romney with his impulsive (too quick) responses loses as the faster sperm do .. then Obama with his more considered so slower wins out on the communication front (of the wider political war) .. oops, just now there is a misfit of this silly attempt at analogy as Romney is taller (longer) .. http://aconservativeteacher.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/height-projects-romney-as-winner-in.html .. (yes, had to check, there is only an inch in it) so should be winning as the longer and slower sperm do .. so yeah the analogy sucks .. um, or the evidence must be that Romney is really quick in another place, too.
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L1 - Silverback gorilla harem keepers are poorly endowed which accounts for the authoritarian nature of their denying women choice, are Mormons poorly endowed too? These considerations are very important, of course.
L2 - Christine O'Donnell's position on masturbation may account for her ridiculousness.
L3 - again kudos to Clinton and Obama for their interest in a review of bioethics re the research on people such as the American sticking syphilis into Guatemalans in the '40s.
L4 - LOL, yeah, i thought before the picture of the particularly excited one could one day provide great fun for his grandchildren.