Had that need for Aquaprin as well as pepto bismol a few years back. Had one come under my back porch at night. My huskys started howling like crazy so i knew something was there. Took my bow ,with arrow in, to the door as to not alarm any neighbors down the road with pistol.
Cracked the door open with light on, aimed and nailed the skunk, the arrow bounced off cement floor and stuck in fender of my truck.
Horrific order in house ,on vehicle, on porch, equip under porch.
After trying it all, ODOR BAN was what worked. Can be found in many retail outlets. It works. Make sure this skunk is not rabid. Vets will test this free of charge.
Sorry fellow, but i thought football was OT but you "stink" at trying to slip a OT in.