Sadly, Dog, I agree 100%
Maybe what we need here is a new and improved rumor.
Let me know how you like this one:
A friend of a good friend of mine was out in the almost Everglades area of Naples where the Ford test track is, the one with the 12,000 ft straightaway track running just east of and almost connected to the semi-oval track itself, about a half mile off I-75 by where Desoto and SE 34th Ave intersect. There was a guy there with a bright green colored rocket of a car that was kind of camouflaged with stripes all over, like you see in the spy photos that they said was running the new ultra light weight 5.0 prototype Coyote V8 with racing mods. Now, he didn't know which or who the big shots that were by the car were, but the word was that this disguised prototype had done over 210 on the straight track and handled better than their mule Ferrari on the twisty course. One of the guys with the car had some kind of foreign accent, maybe Irish or British, who knows... but the big shots (who came over in a blue chopper with a "Ford" oval on the door) were all slapping him on the back and they were saying stuff like "we have a deal, mate". Nobody knows what was going on, because as soon as they noticed my friend's friend and his crew, they had the prototype covered up and rolled into a race trailer and they left. Of course, it's hard to draw a 100% conclusion, but he just wanted to tell me what his friend saw.
How was that..... can I give good rumor or what? (still cracked up about the "dividend royalties"!!!)