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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't give away your heart or money. What seems glamorous on the outside is a different story beneath the surface.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Heed the advice of friends or colleagues. They may have the answers that make your piggy bank smile.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take time to figure out what may be your private life saver. You may be unable to avoid sweeping changes and adjustments.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Keep a stiff upper lip. Don't let good ideas slip through the cracks in the week to come even if there are distractions.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Fortunes can be remolded like clay. Because the future is malleable. it isn't wise to base important decisions on the latest news..

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A young, attractive woman decides to hang one of her favorite pictures on her wall and asks her father what she needs to do. He says to hammer a nail with a large head on it into the wall where she wants her picture to be located.

After searching endlessly for a "nail with a large head on it" she gives up and goes out to buy one.

When she reaches the store she sees an old dirty looking man with his eyes popped out of his head once she entered. Not knowing her way around a hardware store she is forced to ask him for help.

"Do you have a nail with a large head on it?"

He answers, "I have something with a large head that would be happy to nail you."

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The secret to winning a battle is choosing the time and place. Try setting off romantic sparks with a special someone tonight.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Set the record straight. You don't need to be argumentative to highlight the facts and point out errors.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The casual hookup that seems fascinating today might repel you next week. Ignore the allure of excitement.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Remember the child who was so obsessed with winning a 50-cent goldfish at the fair that it cost mom $6 in tickets.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You could be so absorbed by obsessions that you miss out on opportunities at your door. Remain alert for romance.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. When you are faced by emotional issues in the week ahead, don't place emphasis on what is logical. You can't use an abacus to count love.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Friendships can turn into intimacy. Relationships that have potential can take on a timeless quality so spend time with those who are on the same wavelength. Enjoy theater or music under these stars.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make up and make it better. You are at your best when you play the part of the soul of generosity. Others will forgive minor transgressions. This is a good time to get relationships back on track.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Add one spoonful of special charisma to three spoonfuls of determined effort and you will go far. Partners or co-workers may offer constructive criticism that will prevent you from making errors.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take pride in your home and family. You are motivated to work hard so that you can enjoy being responsible for the well being of loved ones. Know what is essential and act on intense inner passions.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You might rush forcefully ahead under full steam to get things accomplished. You won't make a misstep today, as both heart and mind are dedicated to accuracy without losing sight of idealism.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You are brimming with energy and may therefore find it difficult to unwind. Family members or friends may offer interesting amusements and could offer a much-needed break from intense workloads.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): it is possible to attain perfect harmony with a loved one. If you are single, this is the time to put the moves on your heart's desire. This week you may get more than your fair share of kudos at work.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The first family in your book doesn't necessarily live in a white house in Washington, D.C. If you put your own family first and consider their needs, you will be the hero or heroine of the day.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Capitalize on friendships and network vigorously to ensure social and business success. Avoid making spur-of-the-moment decisions that you may regret later. Get sound advice before you invest.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Things are moving toward a peak where goals and aspirations are concerned. It is best to remain flexible if you want to remain on good terms with friends and succeed in the business world.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Find a safe haven. Work, career or business is in the spotlight,but don't be so busy that you forget to get necessary rest. Your home is your castle and you might want to raise the drawbridge today.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Pressures could briefly put you into a stew. Rise above petty issues and everything will fall into place. Concentrate on making plans for the future while infused with the excitement of a new purpose.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Others could find you mysteriously charming. Someone may be curious about you or inquire about your thoughts. Conversations could trigger amorous ideas. Keep your sights set on long-term goals.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You don't have to lose your head every time something bad happens or if hopes are dashed. Your passion for perfection is only matched by your obsession for accomplishment in the week to come.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Aim to please and please to achieve your aims. Networking can be a delight instead of a chore. Your likability quotient can hit a high note, so you can easily combine business with pleasure today.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Obligations are never entirely impossible to meet. You just have to do your very best under pressure. Don't get depressed by a temporary lack of appreciation from others or an abundance of responsibility.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Leave some stones unturned. A romantic relationship can shift in unpredictable ways if you give in to a sudden urge or desire. It may be best to wait to ask questions or make important proposals.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You "can't get no" satisfaction. You aren't a Rolling Stone and can't even carry a tune where romance is concerned. Under tonight's stars you might want to simply cuddle up with a good book.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Unresolved issues can open a revolving door. An important personal relationship could be subject to the vagaries of a Catch-22 situation. Let intuition guide you to find ways to solve a dilemma.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Go ahead and get hooked on a feeling. An apology won't ricochet back to knock you in the head and no one will make fun of your sincere expressions of love. People will shower you with kindness.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Do what makes you happy. This full moon might bring out your playfulness or make you more aware of what delights your heart. In the week ahead, it is wise to get expert advice regarding finances.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A love of risk and change could turn into a many-headed hydra. If you tackle the budget by experimenting with risk-laden changes, you might cut off one head only to find out that two more appear.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you have it, flaunt it. A jiggle in your walk and a certain sparkle in your talk makes you the "it" person. Your fantasies and viewpoints can create an aura of social success -- so don't hide away today.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Beautiful dreamers can display their imagination. Your unusual hobbies or out-of-the-ordinary interests might receive rave reviews. Don't mix business with pleasure, or you could lose some money.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Shrinking violets simply wither and die. A bold attitude might force issues out into the open and clear the air. Be forthright and honest for the best success. Your love life might turn to the passionate.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Sex sells. Romantic partners are looking for relaxed intimacy -- although you may be determined to play the game in a business suit. Desire and passion may be the right key to unlock another's heart.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Money, like manure, must be spread around to do the most good. Share the pennies in your piggy bank. The stars smile on social outings especially if they involve friendly sports or competitions.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Go with the flow. Accept the method of operations that others follow and don't try to change things even if you know you are right. Being a team player this week will bring harmony and understanding.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't settle for being second best; go the extra mile to strive to be No. 1. You can benefit greatly by placing your trust in others. Today, you may prefer to keep your money in your pocket.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Be on top of your game. Your professional demeanor regarding business matters will help seal the deal today and fatten your piggy bank. Don't be shy about asking for a helping hand or favor today.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You are in a perfect position to exact some just revenge. However, you should stop to think whether it is really worthwhile to stoop to the other party's level. Try to be rational rather than emotional.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If it's not broke, don't fix it. You may feel that you have to make drastic changes and improvements to make things better -- but you'll find that the best thing to do is sit back and let plans fall into place.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Life can't always be a party. Sometimes there's little more to do than go through your daily routine and unwind during the evening as a couch potato. Avoid social situations until later in the weekend.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): All work and no play can make your loved one feel unwanted. Be sure to keep the lines of communication open and be respectful of the feelings of others. A sweeping change will keep you busy all weekend.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Bare up under idiocies that make doing your job needlessly difficult. Right now a sound, sensible approach to work can put authority figures in proper perspective. Late week may be a different story.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Face friendliness without fear. Some people may only be momentarily dazzled by your talents and fade from view quickly, but it is possible that one person you meet could become a lifelong friend.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Hope for the best, plan for the worst. Things are looking rather positive now because you can sense that your boss trusts you or that you have job security. It won't hurt to plan for other outcomes.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Slip the shackles. St. Patrick, the hero of this holiday, is said to have escaped from slavery. True understanding transcends space and time; you may become attached to someone nine or ninety.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you can't pronounce it, don't try it. Suppress the urge to brashly experiment with new methods or wallow in alien sensations. Someone may sweeten criticism by presenting it in a pretty package.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Like the famous president and fellow Scorpio you can speak softly and carry a big stick. Make your wants and needs known in a congenial way. Smooth out the rough edges of a deal by being pleasant.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Aim for the best and highest. There is no reason to settle for second best. If you become passionate about demonstrating your leadership abilities, you might forget to be kind and gentle with loved ones.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Encouraging an eye-for-an-eye effort won't make you feel any better. You would be wise to avoid signing contracts, taking on extra responsibilities or making major promises in the week ahead.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Pose like Pollyanna. Find something good to say about something or someone -- even if it hurts to do so. Holding a grudge is like continuously sipping poison and expecting the other person to get sick.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Mission accomplished. The sheer act of revenge can leave you feeling quite satisfied. Yet, at the same time, this may have created a barrier that blocks you from reaching the pinnacle of success.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Others may get the wrong impression, so spell things out plainly. You can pose as a captain of industry and can walk the walk and talk the talk, but avoid growling at the wrong person.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put on your glasses. The answers to problems are always clearer in hindsight. It may not be easy to remain objective or neutral about what has caused a small rift between you and someone else.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You might place too much importance on appearances. A thirst for recognition may temporarily eclipse your usual passions. Seek a pat on the back from loved ones to encourage you in your ambitions.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Waste not, want not. Learn to discriminate if faced by a need to discard the outworn while retaining the valuable. Put a stopper on a temporary financial drain and accept certain temporary limitations.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Money doesn't come easy, so if you don't spend it, it won't be wasted. Tame the itch to spend money this week, but don't be ungracious or unappreciative if someone spends a few dollars on you.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Consider not just the cost, but also the benefits. What seems like a good business move could have some drawbacks that you overlook in your enthusiasm to get the best deal at the cheapest price.

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Scorpio - Mar. 29, 2010 Today

Passion and romance are in the air, Scorpio, so make the most of the great atmosphere! Everyone seems to be in a festive mood. You feel close to others and feel profound gratitude for the loved ones in your life. Consider leaving work early to go home to snuggle up close with your special someone. Be sure to be extra open about sharing your feelings today.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Rules have little meaning if no one follows them. Ignore someone's noncompliance but greater good is achieved by pointing out the error of their ways. Back up your memory with solid proof.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A penny saved is a penny earned. An exciting new purchase may seem the answer to all your troubles, but in the end you'll wish you had kept the extra cash. Expect mild flirtations from an unexpected source.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Be the best you can be. Emulate a dynamic personality; be a mover and shaker. Be a student and let knowledge pass to you from someone with great experience. Standard salesmanship techniques guarantee results.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You may be ready to seal the deal, but the other parties might drag their feet. Expect delays and uncertainty when trying to nail down specifics from certain contacts. Focus on precise paperwork.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): It pays to be discriminating about your companions. Survival of the fittest might mean that if you hold the bar high, only those who are ambitious enough and fit enough to reach it will be part of your life.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23- Nov. 21): Money doesn't buy happiness, but it certainly helps. You may spend a few extra dollars to obtain the very best quality. You are delighted to share money as well as your heart with a loved one this week.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You need a trustworthy partner to make a go of it. Get on top of things by hooking up with someone who has the facts or know-how to help you succeed. You will learn it is important to like a lover.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You have a grasp of how things work and can get to the bottom of recent problems. Trust your assessment of people and enlist friends to help you. It will be easy to find a way out of a thorny problem.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Since birds of a feather flock together, you tend to attract people of a similar nature. If you seem insincere or vigorously try to widen your circle of friends, a favorite companion could feel threatened.

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