This is to damn funny! A friend of mine sent this to the wife after he found out she was yappin about moving to Wisconsin, just perfect lol
Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Wisconsin. It is so beautiful here. Can hardly wait to see snow. I love it here!
Oct. 14 - Wisconsin is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride though the beautiful forest and saw some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most wonderful animals on Earth. this must be paradise. I love it here!
Nov. 11 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon.
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looked like a postcard. We went outside and cleared the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Wisconsin.
Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The snowplow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.
Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. #%&@^%# Snowplow!
Dec. 22 - More of that White sh*t fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. &%##@%!
Dec. 25 - Merry #*&$%@ Christmas! More %#&$* Snow. If I ever get my hands on that son of a Bi**h who drives the snow plow, I swear I'll kill the Bast**d. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the *&*@# Ice.
Dec. 27 - More White SH*T last night. been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the driveway after the snowplow goes though every time. Can't go anywhere, cars stuck in a mountain of white Sh*t. The weatherman said to expect another 10" of sh*t again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?
Dec. 28 - The %^%@#* weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white sh*t this time. At this rate it won't melt before the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road and that Ba*t*rd had the balls to come to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I broke 6 shovels already shoveling all that sh*t he pushed in my driveway, I broke my last one over his %*&(~* head.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a &*%@^ deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000.00 worth of damage. Those #$%*@ beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that &%^$% salt they put all over the road?
May 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't Imagine why anyone in there right mind would ever live in that God forsaken state of Wisconsin!
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