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Mattu

12/12/01 12:05 AM

#510 RE: SirVinny #507

Tallahassee, Florida.

Big college town. Tons of hot women here.

Come on the weekend. I'll show you the town.

And you can teach me how to be Italian.

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Johnny_Fedavo

08/04/03 12:02 PM

#20490 RE: SirVinny #507

Vin as iwes jawboneing with penny he told mes a riot and i graphed it to the pad her it is.

A Dry Cigarette

Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. One of them takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it starts to rain so the women who is smoking takes out a condom, cut's of the end and carefully placed it over the cigarette the shield it form the rain. The other lady looks at that and sais

"Thats such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?
"It's a condom." The other lady says
"Well where can you buy those?"
"Um... Most people buy them at pharmacies"

So the lady who was asking all the questions goes to a pharmacie and walks up to the counter.

"Do you guys sell those condom things?" The lady says to the pharmacist "Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused "do you know what size you need?"

So the lady says "Well its got to fit a Camel."