Replies to post #25294 on The Jailhouse (JAIL)

[SoxFan]

I vote he doesn't fry but keep him here for awhile we haven't had a model prisoner who grovelled this well for ages. It will amuse our sick and demented minds.

BTW -do you have a note from your mother being up that late? Or did the spice channel just sign off?

[arthritis65]

matt it has been two weeks...just reminding you...have a nice day...raymond

[I Bash For Cash]

Merciful and forgiving leader, I am paid by my employer whose policy it is to never discuss how they receive payment. I am paid on a per message basis with additional incentives included when the price of our targeted company moves lower. I am merely not intelligent enough to understand more than that and I have learned my lessons with asking questions—as we are frequently beaten with broomsticks should I or any of my peers become too curious. The warm and sympathetic eyes of Abu al-Bahrahrahma look over my family and I and it is he who has blessed me with such a caring, forgiving and compassionate leader such as you! I shall offer you- kind and understanding leader- a local prayer that your goats yield an abundance of milk and wool and that your mud shanty never be stricken by the desert winds : Qul aoozhu bi rubbil falaq; min sharri ma khalaq Wa min sharri ghasiqin Izha waqub Wa min sharri ennaffathati fi el oqad Wa min sharri hasidin izha hasud.
And it has been said!
May the mischief of darkness and the mischief of those who practice Secret Arts be abolished from your domain!

IbashForcash

[Cassandra]

Matt: I request that you repost owd3's deleted, but most excellent, post from the EDIG board responding to I Bash.

Although it may not have met the very stringent requirements of the EDIG board (which are, as everyone knows, ALWAYS enforced with the utmost fairness), it was one of the most entertaining posts I have ever seen on that highly dysfunctional forum.

PLEASE consider allowing owd3 to repost it here in all its original text. Or, since he is currently restricted to 3 posts a day with no ability to post on premium boards, perhaps you would be willing to share his clever and entertaining response to I Bash by posting it here yourself.

[richardosborne]

Matt....I need an explanation as to why I landed here.

Sentinel and I were discussing the subject of the board rules and all of those posts disappeared, including the moderators.

On my last post I mentioned that the lawyers should check into the free speech aspect of the rules.

Is that the reason?