Television!
Who's got time to watch television? ABC in particular?
I don't, but tens of millions of people do. So if we're spending money
getting the word out to them, then b*tchin'.
But no wussy stuff. Full-bore, all-out, jam-it-down-their-throats until
they scream "online!"
This ain't like baseball, where someone throws you a chance and
you hope you hit it and if you miss it that's 70% of the game.
It's more like rowing, where the harder you exert yourself the more
you gain, and if you slack off you get pushed back by the flow, and
we beat you senseless with our oars.
--Blair
"Any beady-eyed septuagenarian schizophrenics in here? (He asked,
practicing his swing...)"