A tribute to bones1420.....
A day in the life of bones1420 IMHO:
7:00AM – Alarm goes off, time to wake up to an empty trailer again…”I sure wish my wife would come back to me, can’t believe she ran off with the honey wagon driver again! And I can’t believe my 6 illegitimate children filed and received emancipation from me after I set them up in this sweet 1 bedroom trailer, ungrateful bashtards!”
8:00AM – After an hour of nose picking and azz-wiping (perhaps with the same hand) bones1420 lights his last Pall Mall and slugs down the remains of a leftover Pabst Blue Ribbon. Then it’s off to the welfare office to get his August check “Man I can’t believe the goberment give me money fo free!”. A quick stop at the Gas ‘n Gulp for a six-pack and some smokes and bones1420 is headed back home to catch The Jerry Springer Show (surprisingly none of his family is in this episode).
9:00AM – bones1420 has finished 3 beers and 10 smokes and wonders what he should do with the rest of his day…..”Hmmmm, I can go to inverstorshub.com and post useless drivel on the CSHD board, oh joy of joys my life is now complete” and with that bones1420 fires up his 28K modem and the wonder of the intraweb thingy flashes before his glazed over eyes. “Huh, huh those guys at iHUB really like my posts, wait till they see the stuff I post today”. bones1420 opens his word document of previous posts and in 5 minute intervals regurgitates them upon the CSHD board as all the other posters ignore his lunatic ravings.
10:00AM – bones1420 is depressed, 10 posts and no replies yet, “hmmmm….the old stuff ain’t working, let me see I’ve only used rufus easter-bunny 3 times so that should still be good and I can add magic wand and stock-poker again to sound like I’m hip and cool” Typing sounds and another malodorous post by bones1420 has polluted the internet! Hip Hip Hooray!
10:02AM – Still no replies, “I better up the ante and throw a kitchen-poker and housecat and rufusians into that last post” More typing and the newly edited post appears as bones1420 waits impatiently for interaction.
10:15AM – “What the F, don’t these losers know they need to respond to my glorious posts! They all hate me and I hate them and I don’t even own this stock but I wish someone would show me how to RUFUS-SHORT this cause I would do it!”
11:00AM – 3 beers and 6 smokes later bones1420 is ready to pass out. With his last ounce of energy he makes one more post….”hoopleheads, easter-bunnys, paper-trade-bashing, prints, TOS, TOS, dilution-monster-terds, never count rufus before hatch, TOS, TOS, elephants, “death-threats”, rufus’ hats, TOS, TOS, who’s the auditor, I won’t call, see my pick-six in my profile, TOS, TOS, buggy “buds”, hoopleheads, hot-air-pooop, cusip-hats, 15-1, 15-1 hot-air-blowers, 15-1, TOS, TOS, shoe shine kit, hoopleheads, rufusians, and TOS!” Content in his iHUB posting mastery bones1420 hits “post message” and nods off to dreams of Rufus Paul Harris and Timothy J. Miles in bone’s twisted version of PennyStock Death-Match.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat
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