Downtown? Maybe he can dine at the Water Grill in the lobby where MM J. Alexander used to be and Burt Arnold of BMAS/BMAK got his start and then stay and the overrated Bonaventure where the TV Show "It's a Living" was set from the '80s.
Or better yet, maybe he can spend the night on Wall Street, you know, cardboard city, just east of Spring, where you can buy a Tiara and a wedding dress for $50, and get a box for $5 for the night.