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teapeebubbles

05/11/06 9:50 PM

#63054 RE: mick #63053

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

(works every time)


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teapeebubbles

05/11/06 9:51 PM

#63056 RE: mick #63053

Q: If faced with the choice,what disease would you
rather have Alzheimer's or Parkinson's?

A: Parkinson's; it is better to spill half of your beer
than to forget where you left it!

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teapeebubbles

05/11/06 9:53 PM

#63057 RE: mick #63053

Two Italian nuns are riding their rickety old bikes down
the back streets of Rome late one afternoon. It starts
getting dark and one of the nuns gets a little nervous.
She leans over to the other nun and says, "I've never
come this way before."

The other nun replies, "It's the cobblestones."