Any Good Jokes?

[Susie924]

Hey a girl has to have priorities!
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> A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office, ready to show
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> off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and
> completely tore off the door on the driver's side.
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> The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911, and within
> minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any
> questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she
> had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would
> never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
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> When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer
> shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
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> "I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so
> focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
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> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.
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> The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the
> elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
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> "OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman.
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> "Where's my tennis bracelet?"
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