Any Good Jokes?

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Three men died on
Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this
holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes
Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets
and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he
said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket
and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're
bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly
gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the
man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those
symbolize?'

The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins