10 Things Men Won't Say To Other Men 1. Me and the guys are all going to pitch in for some balcony seats at the opera. You in? 2. That colonic flush just left me all tingly inside. 3. No, I've got this one, you can pay for the next trip down to the tanning booths. 4. Would you like me to give you a hand cleaning the bathroom? 5. The inside of your truck smells like an apple orchard in spring blossom. 6. I just love the way you organize all the tools in your shop, you should come over to mine and give me some pointers. 7. The way you sit on that horse looks very regal. 8. Your skin looks really moist, what kind of moisturizer do you use? 9. I really enjoyed the actors portrayal of a sexually frustrated cowboy in brokeback mountain. 10. The way the underwear fits so snugly on that guy, no wonder the naked cowboy is so popular.