nonsense. “near lemons” is not an equal comparison to anything. And no one has ever explained the required functionality, let alone purity of a near-lemon mouth. whereas the creamy yellow substance itself begs the question solved by occam’s razor: either you really can make lemon twinkies in volume, or you’re just indulging in more citric self-deception. empirically, the true test will entail going beyond the meringue of push, pop and fade. If not, then whole issue eventually becomes one of spit or swallow, depending on digestive preference