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[ThatHawaiiGuy]

Will Gannon be suicided?

May 2, 2005:

"Please notice that I was not the first to identify the White House
occupant who was present every time Gannon made a mysterious daytime
and even more mysterious all night appearance. Now, the Democratic
Underground site has made the leap and more power to them.
Although jealous Republican bloggers keep insisting
that I do not exist or do not work in the White House,
I hate to question the nut fringe but I am here and unless I get caught,
here I shall remain. If they ever catch me, they will do to me
what they are certainly going to do to Gannon: get rid of me.

Gannon is an arrogant, stupid and egocentric idiot who somehow thinks
he is very important in the scheme of things. Anyone who looks
at his website will be struck with his outspoken determination
to return to the White House as a right wing power.
He was let go on "vacation," as he calls it, because he was
'too brilliant and devastating for the evil liberals'.

He was hired for two reasons; to act as a front for the
rightwing Texas fascist nut fringe and to practice his homosexual
skills inside the White House. If you expect me to believe that
either his eager and well-connected sponsors or the vigilant
Secret Service were totally unaware of Gannon's ragingly gay websites,
you ought to take a long walk on a very short pier.

He writes like a fifteen year old with hormone problems,
looks like a chubby Mussolini and spends his time, and yours,
informing what is left of his shattered world that he is still
a force to reckon with and will soon make a triumphant return.
This man is on opium. If he ever showed up at the door here,
he would be arrested at best and shot dead at worst.
No one even distantly connected with the Bush administration
would dare have any public connection with him and if Gannon
ever releases his red-hot self-proclaimed "inside journals,"
he would be dead within the day.

I can see the 'Post' headlines now:
"Controversial former White House Reporter
Kills Self in Hotel Bathroom." Or, (more to the CIA's style):
"Freak Boating Accident Claims the life of Ex-White House Press Aide."

You think I am being dramatic? Overreacting?
If Gannon began to squeal on his former friends,
they would be swept out of a very lucrative and powerful office
in a wave of feminine frenzy from the Christian Right.
If these pestilential nuisances ever got it into their tiny brains
that Bush and his top people were gay, there would be such an uproar,
the business over Clinton and the cigars would pale into insignificance.

Mail to the Fag Palace from these nuts is beginning to sound ugly.
Forlorn but desperate-to-believe writers are saying,
"Oh, say it isn't so!" while more pragmatic staffers are getting
their pictures in the blatts hugging their wives and kids.

I want all of my readers to note that this subject,
rampant and aggressive faggotry in the White House, will never see
the light of day in any portion of the American media,
print or television, unless, and until,
Gannon or someone intimately involved, rats everyone else out.

The bosses pray to their little tin God that it will all go away,
and it might, but if it doesn't and gets legs, I will join Bill Frist
in setting up a steam-operated Cat Torture Palace and become a Democrat.

You ask:
Is this true?
Yes, Virginia, it is true.
Do you want dripping evidence pictured on the web?
Hidden spy cam digital pictures mailed out to everyone on the Hill?
Or the foreign media? This all reminds me of the time
that Jimmy Carter's son, Chip, was photographed and filmed
wearing a dress at the annual Castro District Gay Pride Parade
and the ensuing rush to hide it."

Lest your readers think I am homophobic, I am not.
I know and am friendly with many gays and have no problem
with any of them. As a Republican, however,
I do have a serious problem with the homosexual activity inside
the White House and the very serious security breaches it represents.

And, do not forget, that the Bush White House might turn tricks
with a flabby Captain Bulldog but when the sun comes up,
they rush around to suck the butts of the Christian Right
by loudly condemning what they were pantingly practicing
only a few hours before. This sort of hypocrisy
will do terrible damage to the reputation of the Republican party
and a large segment of the American population..

Unfortunately, the mainline American media is totally under control
and would only print a brief article about any of this if Gannon
"committed suicide" by shooting himself 10 times in the head
like the CIA-offed Salvadore Allende of Chile."

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