Tornado Alley (PROG)

[DesertDrifter]

I had never seen Michelle Bachmann speak before her thing tonight. I had some vague notion she was another teabagger spokesmodel for the 2%, but i tried like a motherfucker to keep an open mind. It turns out, i had little chance to see anything but a reinforcement of what i had thought.

Her eyes looked like piss holes in the snow, and her logic was about as useful as a hole in the radiator of a '57 Chevy.

The main redeeming characteristic i saw was her tone of voice. Which is welcome relief from Sarah's whiny screech that is about two octaves higher and nearer the pitch of the TV commercial where Sally Struthers is urgently and passionately begging for money for African orphans.

But a more mellow speaking voice still doesn't mean Michelle has a damned thing to say that isn't an insult to anyone with an IQ above 82 and who has ever fired a double barreled 12-gauge shotgun at a relative.

I don't even remember anything she said, actually.