Any Good Jokes?

[Paule]

An old married couple in Detroit decide to buy a new Caddie and tourist the country.
At their first gas stop the pump boy goes on and on about how pretty the paint is on the new Caddie. When the old man gets back in the car his wife (who is extremely deaf) says "WHAT DID HE SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?" To which the old man replies "HE SAID HE LIKED THE CAR".

At the next gas stop the cashier is asking what kind of fuel economy the new Caddie got and did he have to buy the pretty wheels as an option. Sure enough when he gets back in the car the wife yells "WHATD SHE SAY? WHATD SHE SAY?"
He replies "SHE ASKED ABOUT THE WHEELS AND HOW MUCH GAS IT USED".

The next day they are gassing up in a small town just South of Atlanta where the clerk asks him where are they from. The old man tells him Detroit. The clerk tells him that the worst sex he every had was with a woman from Detroit.When he gets back in the car he's got to listen to "WHATD HE SAY/ WHATD HE SAY?" again to which he replies "HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YA"