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Bush, Cheney, Satan Sign New 10-yr. Deal

(AP) George Bush, Dick "Dick" Cheney, and the Prince of Darkness inked a new 10-yr. deal today, giving Bush & Cheney more control of the world's oil resources, while Satan extended his control over the soul's of Bush/Cheney disciples, known as "Red State sheep."

"I was worried that my two representatives on Earth were presenting themselves as false gods to Red State sheep, and felt it was time to step in and re-assert control over the souls of these fallen creatures...I dangled oil in front of Dick and George, and saw that they had no problem relinquishing the souls of the sheep to me, in exchange for a little oil, which they're going to have a hell of a time holding onto anyway."

Dick was quoted as saying his relationship with Beelzebub was never threatened, though at times he admitted to feeling he could do without The Big Guy, since he was carrying out his agenda to the letter...when asked if he had ever entertained the posibility of a coup, Cheney said "George and I are both draft-dodgers, so it wasn't realistic to think we would have the courage to stand in there once the fire started."