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Wednesday, 02/16/2005 7:35:47 AM

Wednesday, February 16, 2005 7:35:47 AM

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The BLONDE and the MECHANIC

A blonde pushed her BMW into a gas station. She told the mechanic it died.

After he worked on it for a few minutes, it was idling smoothly.

She said, "So, what's the story?"

He replied, "Just crap in the carburetor."

She asked, "How often do I have to do that?"

The day after tomorrow we will look at tomorrow like it was yesterday.

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