The Next Online Brokerage - Built By You

[Warhorse]

Heck. You could name it Warhorse Securities. wait. Not a bad idea. Hmmmmm. and I'll pay you 4-5% and free checking. Lets review.

1. Warhorse Securities

2. 4.5% interest bearing free checking account.

3. Daily free tips from lance in your account message center.


4. War's Sports picks every thrusday morning.

5. 500,000 free CMKX shares with an account balance of 10,000


Better yet. An offshore trading resort. You can short anything you want. computers in each bungalow and beautiful topless gurls to cater to your every need.


WOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH. Sorry. Just woke up from a dream. I think