KCG Holdings (KCG)

[Mingy]

Hi, my name is James P. Smyth, and I’m so incredibly pathetic. My good friend Tom Joyce, wouldn’t fire me when he learned I was responsible for allowing some of our clients to naked short a stock called spongetech to the point where the naked short position exceeded the outstanding shares by 500%.

He instead moved me from Head of the Broker Dealer Group at Knight, to this creative new position, “Senior Relationship Officer”. Yes, its fabulous, I make 2 phone calls a week, asking our clients if they need tickets to the Knicks game.