SPNG recent chain of events for DD:
1) Sometime last week, the 2009 10k is completed by Robinson.
2) Friday, 9/11, SPNG attempts to file 10k after market closes to give us all something good to think about over the weekend.
3) SEC promptly notifies SPNG that all of their year-over-year comparisons in the 10k are unacceptable because they contain numbers audited by a corrupt POS accounting firm, Drakeford.
4) SM and MM unleash a barrage of 4-letter words in their SPNG offices, followed by the possible throwing of furniture, and further followed by the rage-induced firing of several mail clerks and administrative assistants.
5) SM and MM open a bottle of scotch, and proceed to drink it.
6) Mail clerks and administrative assistants are re-hired, with apologies and a nice bonus of SPNG stock, once the alcohol helps to calm MM and SM down from their understandable anger.
7) Late in the evening, an emergency call is placed to Robinson, notifying their head partner that a 2008 audit will be required as well.
8) Said parter hits the big red button on his overpriced desk in his SLC office, which immediately recalls a half dozen or so acconting associates from their weekend getaways in the Wasatch mountains.
9) SM & MM charter a private jet out of Teterboro, as well as a U-Haul truck. They furiously attempt to load all relevant 2008 files into the U-haul; a process which is hampered by their recent change in offices, as well as the fact that SM could use a few more hours a week on the treadmill.
10) Sometime early Saturday morning, the said U-haul is fully loaded, and proceeds to the airport at breakneck speeds through the street of Manhattan and across the river into NJ.
11) Later that morning, the contents of the U-haul are unloaded onto said rented jet at Teterboro, with the help of some wiseguys who work for MM's numerous illicit enterprises. Businesstalkradio.net anyone?
12) Said jet flies to SLC, a process which is slowed substantially by an unusually south-tracking jet stream over Iowa and Wisconsin.
13) Mid-morning saturday, the jet lands at SLC, and the 2008 files are transferred to the custody of Robison via horse-drawn buggy for audit.
14) Over the next few days, hindered by the fact that Caffeine is illegal in Utah, the coffee-deprived Robsinon accounting associates fail to complete the audit by Tuesday, 5:30pm Eastern time.
15) SM and MM, once notified of this fact, again proceed to unleash a barage of 4-letter words, possible throwing of furniture, and the firing of several low-level SPNG lackeys. The sctoch bottle, which was emptied Friday afternoon, is of no avail. It takes SM and MM until 6:30 this morning to calm down and file the 8k/A, and PR announcing the unfortunate goings-on.
16) Currently, Robinson is finishing up the 2008 audit. The said lackeys have yet to be rehired, as SM and MM, tired from their sleepless night, passed out on a pile of gold-bar sponges in the break room.
.....more updates will follow as they become available.
~Cheez
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